Will Putin and His Merry Crew Destroy America Next?

In one of the more amusing after effects of Putin's bizarre announcement that Russia has developed some sort of qualitatively new doomsday weaponry, Russian twitterverse is full of jokes wherein various Duma delegates and senior officials implore Putin to spare from nuclear holocaust choice tracts of American real estate such as South Florida or Manhattan because they own major property in those locales and their kids are going to college there.