Well, it's that time of the year again, people. A time when going out to the shops comes with that extra bit of dread because good golly gosh, whatever holiday tune/earworm will we have to wrestle from our heads for the rest of the day? No one likes to find that out.
There's quite a definitive list of songs we've collectively decided we just don't want to hear because every damn shop in the goddamn world decided to play them ad nauseum (looking at you, "Last Christmas"). Making this list of 'OMG Quit It!' songs is the jolly old classic about dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh because ... that apparently sounds like fun to some people? Why would anyone want to be doing that? Are we dashing through heaps of compact ice crystals because we're fleeing a manger heist? That's really the only thing we can think of that'll have us writer-types laughing all the way.
