Jokes for you and jokes for me! Everybody gets a joke! We are literally overflowing with jokes and are having a huge joke blowout giveaway! 15 legendary jokes for the price of zero with this next installment of 15 jokes for the hall of fame!
15. Mitch Hedberg
“They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.”
14. George Burns
“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”
13. Lewis Black
“Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.”
12. Roseanne Barr
“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”
